[Spring Cleaning: Missions START]

[these_balls]

[ Mass text to ALL ROCKETS on 02/05/12, 2AM ]

[ATTN: This message will auto-delete in two minutes.] Drop whatever else you're doing. We have jobs for you. Group 1: You'll be hijacking city garbage trucks in Celadon, Saffron, Violet, Goldenrod, Ecruteak and Olivine. We don't need trash everywhere, but we need it in quantity, so make piles. Try not to be conspicuous, but we don't give a damn what you do with the trucks after you're done. Agents Takagi, Triton, Quinn, Kent, Marcelline, Ishtar, and Lust, you're in Goldenrod. Uryuu, Saffron. Braginsky, Ecruteak. Ishtar, you're in charge of Kanto. Group 2: You'll be split into two teams. A - Johto, B - Kanto. Each of you will recieve an envelope within twenty-four hours containing one small disc and handling instructions. Your mission is to get to the biggest trash heap in your desginated location and plant the disc. A: Agents Wheatley and Caroline, you'll be working as a unit in Goldenrod. Agent Archer, I'm sending you to Ecruteak with Kimblee; you're in charge of Team A. B: Agents Descole and Gorthan, unit in Celadon. Agent Hughes, you're in Saffron with Agent Kato, and I'm putting you in charge of Team B. Agent Gorthan's authority trumps both of you when it comes to handling the discs; do not mess this up. Coordinate with the Group 1 leaders if you need to. Private Cobra, report to Diglett Cave. This is non-negotiable. We'll be providing your transport, as usual. If you have questions, contact us [here]. Don't kill yourselves, or worse--get caught. We'll be watching each and every one of you. Impress us, and you just might be rewarded. You have until 6:30AM on the 5th to get this done. [ATTN: This message will auto-delete in two minutes.] [[ooc: Ariana will be answering questions this time around, so Rockets can ICly comment here as if this were a regular network post. (That's how badly she doesn't want you to mess up.) Also assume this is padded with NPC assignments as well. Seeing as how the Rocket missions are more or less on an individual basis, we're leaving any creation of logs up to players' discretion; however, a large mass log will be created on the 5th for garbage combat and assorted looting. However, feel free to use this post for IC planning.]]

Comments

[explosivecombat]

[OH WELL THAT WAS.........surprisingly easy, holy crap

Ariana bb he will give you so many things in return for this should you ask

jewelry

favors

pokémon

firstborn children that actually are not kimblee's but whatever it's the thought that counts

you name it]

Duly noted; consider your generosity and patience greatly appreciated.

[these_balls]

[WHEN YOU'RE GOOD TO MAMA, MAMA'S GOOD TO YOU~

jewelry and pokemon tho, anytime, srsly

firtborn children no so much]


Don't thank me yet, Agent; I'll be putting those deft fingers of yours to good use. Now if you don't have any more questions, I've got work to do.

[explosivecombat]

[.........................................................

welp

that was

...yep]

No further questions.

[these_balls]

Dismissed.