[Spring Cleaning: Missions START]

[these_balls]

[ Mass text to ALL ROCKETS on 02/05/12, 2AM ]

[ATTN: This message will auto-delete in two minutes.] Drop whatever else you're doing. We have jobs for you. Group 1: You'll be hijacking city garbage trucks in Celadon, Saffron, Violet, Goldenrod, Ecruteak and Olivine. We don't need trash everywhere, but we need it in quantity, so make piles. Try not to be conspicuous, but we don't give a damn what you do with the trucks after you're done. Agents Takagi, Triton, Quinn, Kent, Marcelline, Ishtar, and Lust, you're in Goldenrod. Uryuu, Saffron. Braginsky, Ecruteak. Ishtar, you're in charge of Kanto. Group 2: You'll be split into two teams. A - Johto, B - Kanto. Each of you will recieve an envelope within twenty-four hours containing one small disc and handling instructions. Your mission is to get to the biggest trash heap in your desginated location and plant the disc. A: Agents Wheatley and Caroline, you'll be working as a unit in Goldenrod. Agent Archer, I'm sending you to Ecruteak with Kimblee; you're in charge of Team A. B: Agents Descole and Gorthan, unit in Celadon. Agent Hughes, you're in Saffron with Agent Kato, and I'm putting you in charge of Team B. Agent Gorthan's authority trumps both of you when it comes to handling the discs; do not mess this up. Coordinate with the Group 1 leaders if you need to. Private Cobra, report to Diglett Cave. This is non-negotiable. We'll be providing your transport, as usual. If you have questions, contact us [here]. Don't kill yourselves, or worse--get caught. We'll be watching each and every one of you. Impress us, and you just might be rewarded. You have until 6:30AM on the 5th to get this done. [ATTN: This message will auto-delete in two minutes.] [[ooc: Ariana will be answering questions this time around, so Rockets can ICly comment here as if this were a regular network post. (That's how badly she doesn't want you to mess up.) Also assume this is padded with NPC assignments as well. Seeing as how the Rocket missions are more or less on an individual basis, we're leaving any creation of logs up to players' discretion; however, a large mass log will be created on the 5th for garbage combat and assorted looting. However, feel free to use this post for IC planning.]]

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[explosivecombat]

[...oh you have to be kidding him -

Okay, right. Once Kimblee is done looking over this assignment, realizes exactly what this is going to require him to come in contact with, and has a tremendous internal OH GOD OH MAN reaction for perhaps several minutes longer than is really necessary, there will be a response to this.

He knows he likely should just let this go, and for a brief moment he hesitates before sending the text; he told Archer that he would do anything necessary to help him obtain promotions, and as such he should not be going out of his way to jeopardize thaaaaaahahahahaha okay yeahno, never mind, when it came to his level of support for the cause CLEARLY HE LIED. There is no way they're getting him to do this willingly, risking irritating the superiors be damned. Oh god oh man oh ew.]

Requesting permission to address those in charge of the mission assignments?

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[shakespearealien]

I believe this will be very interesting.

As always, it is an honor to serve you. I shall not betray the trust that is being placed in me.

Allow me one question, however - one perhaps inane. I trust that the units will also be supplied with devices to adequately communicate with their respective team leaders, correct? I have reason to believe that the ordinary PokéGear frequencies may not be safe enough.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[He is throwing the tantrum to end all tantrums right now. Until his next one anyway. Of all things, cave duty. That’s Grunt work, not private who’s been committing acts of terrorism work. And why is his pay being docked anyway?

Luckily for him, none of this translates through text.]

Where is it? I've never heard of Diglett Cave.

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[determinator]

[Excellent. Archer's been getting a little antsy. Finally it's time to prove his worth here with a command post!]

[...Though he does have to wonder how the superiors know to keep him and Kimblee as a unit...]

I'll ensure everything goes smoothly on my end. I do have a question though; how were the leaders chosen?

[Archer has spoken to Malik a grand total of once - he doesn't recognize the name Ishtar, however. He's not sure what Malik has been up to, but it's probably been behind-the-scenes-type work if he's been given a position of powerh here. The one that concerns him is Hughes. There's no benefit to outing Hughes right before a major operation like this; it would only result in the Executives scrambling to find someone to replace him. He'll keep quiet about Hughes' secret agenda there.]

[Of course, Archer hasn't actually verified any of this with Hughes. Why else would he be in Team Rocket, though? He's a good man - this version isn't the one Archer knew back home, but he has yet to spot any differences at all - he wouldn't willing serve a criminal organization like Team Rocket without a reason. Archer suspects he's trying to overthrow Team Rocket from the inside.]

[So how did Hughes get a position of power here? Has he become more active within Team Rocket? Archer is smirking though; this will be fun.]

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[best_laid_plans]

[[also, apologies for jumping the gun this morning -_-;;]]

Consider it done. I'll coordinate our forces immediately.

[Text] Thanks autotitle for taking a 'T' to be an 'A'

[meatysoviet]

Would like to clarify something, if I am able.

After garbage is deposited, you would not mind say, a rocket who has been tapping phones to crash said trucking into Pokécentre and use that and own monsters as distraction to place bugs in said area?

Because I would dislike to go against anything superiors are planning.

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[stolemyfries]

oh hey missiony stuff
anything i can help out with?
i see my names not up there with the others