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[these_balls]

▶ ▷ ▶ GYM NEWS Θ PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU! • Bug nw wgah'n sll'ha ron stell'bsna kn'a Shub-Niggurath athg, ron ebunma fm'latgh y-hafh'drn uln f''bthnk wgah'n li'hee, geb Dagon grah'n mnahn'oth ch' s'uhn n'ghaoth. Ehye sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn Dagon cgeb Shub-Niggurath hrii gnaiih nahrii, gotha y-k'yarnak ehye hai tharanak n'ghft lloig, nw k'yarnak s'uhn ah orr'e nognyth h'sll'ha Azathoth, shagg Yoggothyar uh'e Hastur ngvulgtlagln uln. Throd Shub-Niggurath cya gof'nn grah'n vulgtm phlegethor ch' mnahn'nyth, kn'a gnaiih f'lloig uh'eyar uln 'fhalma n'ghft, Hasturagl hrii syha'h shtunggli ngshagg gotha uln. Wgah'n ch'or Yoggothagl ph'li'hee y-phlegeth nw 'fhalma nw, hafh'drnor ooboshu nw h'nog nakn'a llll phlegeth, gotha n'gha nahupadgh hupadgh ftaghuor h'phlegeth! Ngshagg Hasturyar orr'e ya ee naflgotha n'ghft li'hee uh'e k'yarnak, ngNyarlathotep ch' grah'n nglui cwgah'n chtenff Tsathoggua sgn'wahl nageb! Θ R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN! • Shagg h'Azathoth y-bug sll'ha athg phlegeth syha'h 'ai h'gof'nn c'fhalma h'gof'nn, ah r'luh nog hlirgh h'Yoggoth throd mg ph'ep. Throd llll Cthulhu nnnsll'ha Yoggoth phlegeth gof'nn Nyarlathotep gof'nn Dagon sll'ha, gotha nnnNyarlathotep ep Dagon chtenff gnaiih nan'ghft hupadgh ngshugg, ron nglui sgn'wahl f'fhtagn ebunmanyth hrii fm'latghnyth grah'n shogg. Nnngotha shugg nilgh'ri ph's'uhn uaaah ahor wgah'n ee 'bthnk, wgah'n ron ph'shogg nnnAzathoth hupadgh orr'e fhtagn, hafh'drn lw'nafh sgn'wahl mg ilyaa f'k'yarnak ngluinyth! Yoggoth shugg Azathoth wgah'nog Yoggoth nafly'hah k'yarnak ooboshu li'hee hai ep phlegeth lloig, zhro sgn'wahl y-'bthnk shogg Nyarlathotep Cthulhu ah ngs'uhn ph'sll'ha gothanyth hlirghagl. Hlirgh hai ilyaa gotha kn'a Yoggoth li'hee nafly'hah 'bthnk r'luh, ebunma ilyaa Hastur Chaugnar Faugn mg 'fhalma Hastur throd sll'ha ch', ehyeyar lloignyth bug gof'nn gotha gnaiih stell'bsna Azathoth. Hafh'drn athg Chaugnar Faupign!

▶ ▷ ▶ CRIME NEWS Θ strange things afoot! • oFFICER jenny AND THE kANGASKHAN pOLICE HAVE CURRENTLY ISSUED THIS pUBLIC sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT! eVERYONE SHOULD EXERCISE extreme caution WHEN GETTING AROUND ON THE ROUTES AND IN THE CITIES TODAY! pEOPLE HAVE BEEN REPORTING STRANGE HAPPENINGS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ODD warping effects, MYSTERIOUS CHANGES IN scenery, AND OTHER EERIE PHENOMENON! aT THIS TIME WE ARE RECOMMENDING THAT ALL TRAINERS STAY SAFE AND INDOORS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! iF YOU SHOULD ENCOUNTER ONE OF THESE AFOREMENTIONED CREATURES, please MAKE SURE T Θ CITY WINGED NEAR! ATTACKED BLACKTHORN FURY HIKERS! • !

▶ ▷ ▶ WEATHER Θ MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! • Your Channel EV Pokemon Weather Station — the first stop to weather the weather whatever the weather! — is sending out this urgent message in desperate search of Ace Reporter KENNEDY! Last heard from three days ago, Reportre KENNEDY sent us a transmission from Lavender Tonw, where he'd been keeping us updatde on both the physicla climate and the spiritual one! We are reproducing that transmissino in its entireyt here: "I thnk thers somethg on the Twr. I'd betr go have a lok!" Ace Reporter KENNEDY, can you hera us? Where aer you? Wheer aer yuo? Θ A NOTE FROM MOM! • EAT A FUCKING SALAD IT'S LIKE PLANT NACHOS NOW GO CUT YOUR MOM SOME FLOWERS BEFORE I CUT YOU

▶ ▷ ▶ SWARM NEWS Θ WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU! • Come little children, come with me, safe and happy you will be. Away from your homes now let us run, with Hypno you'll have so much fun. Oh little children, please don't cry, Hypno wouldn't hurt a fly. Be free, be free be free to play, come down in my cave with me to stay. Oh little children, please don't squirm, those ropes I know will hold you firm. Hypno tells you this is true but sadly Hypno lied to you but sadly Hypno lied to you but sadly Hypno lied to you but sadly Hypno lied to you but sadly Hypno lied to you but sadly Hypno lied to you but sadly Hypno lied to you Θ D I N G D O N G • Day 8: Today my ears started to bleed. It wasn't horrible, but it was incredibly odd. But I also had this feeling that something was watching me on and off throughout the rest of the day. Day 9: I became incredibly paranoid when the song finished. The feeling I had yesterday about something watching me was back, but it was more consistent than it was before. For some reason I hadn't been feeling nauseated or light headed in a while. I guess I'm getting used to listening to it so long. Day 10: There was crackling in the song that I hadn't heard before. It was high pitched and lasted for a good minute. I had passed out for nearly a half hour after the song. When I woke up my nose was bleeding, and my face was beyond white

▶ ▷ ▶ MISC. NEWS Θ I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM! • We all scream we all scream we all scream w w w w w we all scream we all s c r e am we all s c rea m we s we help us help us help us w e a a a a a a all s c ream for ice cream i scream you scream we all scream for help us help us s c r e e e e e e e a a m ic e s cream! Θ HFOHBS BOE DMFGBCMF, FDMFZQ ZMC BKDEZAKD! • ⸮WODAHS RUOY TIH OT DEIRT REVE UOY EVAH

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QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, FEEDBACK, ETC.

[these_balls]

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, FEEDBACK, ETC.

[usedvicegrip]

So when did my sister become a mod for this game

[soundmind]

that's one way of getting yourself to wake up after a long nap

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, FEEDBACK, ETC.

[murkrows]

Cool fact: you can sing the lyrics of the Hypno Song to the music from Mt. Pyre. Try it. It's fun.

HIDDEN MESSAGES

[timelymaid]

alex said if we find them all we get bonus points THIS IS TO COLLECT THEM.

GYM NEWS

[timelymaid]

Re: GYM NEWS

[lieutenantantichrist]

The bolded text:

run away

hurry

don't

stop

[akito]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
("In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.")

the chant of Cthulhu worshippers!

[lieutenantantichrist]

The rest has enough of a pattern to it that I'm guessing there was a translator used, it's not just random, but I'm not having any luck finding a translator. Unless they actually pieced it together from this vocab list, which they might have, since I see that triple-n prefix there. In which case: damn, son.

CRIME NEWS

[timelymaid]

[eagletalons]

Θ CITY WINGED NEAR! ATTACKED BLACKTHORN FURY HIKERS!

WINGED FURY NEAR BLACKTHORN CITY! ATTACKED HIKERS!

WEATHER

[timelymaid]

[paladinlost]

Reportre Tonw updatde physicla transmissino entireyt hera aer Wheer aer yuo

"I thnk thers somethg on the Twr. I'd betr go have a lok!" - ie'inoeteo

There has to be a pattern in there somewhere, but I have no idea what. Any theories?

[akito]

yeah I've been trying to figure this one out too @_@

Transmissino is probably important, but idk. ;;

I tried flipping around the letters that were reversed, so like

repotre = er, tonw = wn, etc, and got erwnedalty/arrerearou

/sucks at these things fff

SWARM NEWS

[timelymaid]

[eagletalons]

Θ D I N G D O N G

This one. I knew I read it somewhere before.

Re: SWARM NEWS

[timelymaid]

"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized."

What that story refers to. 8C

[digitalorunknown]

Both taken straight from Pokemon creepypastas. The first is "Hypno's Lullaby", the second is from one of the Lavender Town Theme stories, though I can't remember which one.

MISC

[timelymaid]

[timelymaid]

"• ⸮WODAHS RUOY TIH OT DEIRT REVE UOY EVAH"

Have you ever tried to hit your shadow?

[eagletalons]

Θ HFOHBS BOE DMFGBCMF, FDMFZQ ZMC BKDEZAKD!

I think it's 'GENGAR AND CLEFABLE, GENGAR AND CLEFABLE!'

not sure though since I'm crap at ciphers.

CALLING IT NOW:

[these_balls]

• timelymaid
• lieutenantantichrist
• akito
• digitalorunknown
• eagletalons
• paladinlost
• moveslikestrider

Each and every one of you is an EV News: Creepypasta Edition Champion of the Week so get down here so I can figure out how to spoil you for it. Well played, everybody. Handshakes all around. ♥

Re: CALLING IT NOW:

[lieutenantantichrist]

I hereby request that Mom's next recipe be some kind of hoagie with a terrible Pokemon pun.

[these_balls]

Would that be a Flamin' Hot Ho-Ohagie?

ETA:

[these_balls]

All of you please accept this hyper shitty ultra-shooped CREEPYPASTA BADGE for your efforts toward the cause.