[Spring Cleaning: The Wind-Down]

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[ Mass text to ALL ROCKETS on 12/05/12, 3:30AM ]

[ATTN: This message will auto-delete in one minute.] [file transfer request: file1.jpg, file2.jpg] [[Two images, of Raikou and Entei respectively; the first shows Raikou bathed in the light from a flash of lightning, fangs bared as it hurls itself forward. The second is of Entei, standing still overlooking Cerulean from the cape, sunlight streaming over it from its own Sunny Day, contrasting sharply with the blackness of the rest of the sky. Both pictures are taken from a distance.]] You may have heard of these two: Raikou and Entei, part of the Ecruteak combo deal. They've been looking for their missing brother, hence the storms. Luckily for us, Proton's Celadon science team works fast, and we got what we needed out of Suicune in time to release it at the outskirts of Mt. Moon at 2:15 this morning. The power should return soon. Moving it to another base for further containment was an impossibility, as it took a 24-hour team of twenty psychic-types to keep the other two from finding its location. Rest assured that all your hard work didn't go to waste: with the information we have, our next project is more than ready to get underway. You can all expect your rewards shortly. [ATTN: This message will auto-delete in one minute.] [[ooc: No Q&A for this one, sadly. We're too exhausted sob Instead, we'd like to ask that muns of characters who are looking for promotions (in other words, unless you actively want your character promoted, you don't need to do this) to post here outlining their character's services rendered to the Team and ways they've made themselves stand out! Please also outline anything that may get a negative impact, if any. This is to ensure we don't miss anything.]]

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Now with a handy guide to his failures.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Okay, let’s see here. I might be forgetting some things.
-He led the squad to capture the Radio Tower director with the other Private (who is no longer here)
-I don’t even remember if this was a Rocket plot or not but when Tarantulas unleashed the bugs, he tried to block them. With his face. Failure
-Participated in the Lugia thing Also failure
-Vandalized the Goldenrod City Gym with ice that later melted (not TR related but hey maybe exposing police and trainer incompetence counts for something).
-Participated in the train heist. Didn’t do too much besides lose from car to car. Darn those level 100s. Yet another failure?
-Poisoned the Pokemon Academy (also not TR related, but he did ask for any Rockets to be released from prison)
-And then there was the unfortunate incident where he kinda had company property blown up Unintentional failure
-Ran the signal jammers from the cave
-Tried to help out and catch Suicune. Ended up trying to fling Trubbish at it.
-Went back and sat in a cave with the power out.

Other Stuff:
He tries to sort of direct the Grunts. Unfortunately, Cobra can be kind of a jerk so it’s sort of hit and miss whether he gets listened to or not. He recently compiled a list of skills that the various Grunts have both for Team use and his own. He’s also compiled a list of targets, for the same reasons. As far as the demands he makes go, the one million dollars would be for his personal use. Sorry. But as he’s explained to Kimblee and Gorthan, he wants Cianwood to stage as an air base for Team Rocket. He’s also been turning in his reports and stuff on time, but I’ve been handwaving that. And he’ll be training Caster pretty soon too.

He’s also working with Kimblee and Archer and promised to put in a word for Archer for promotion.

And, he hired Stitch to attack Saber in exchange for money and putting a word in towards recruitment, I’m not sure how passing that along would work.

I think that’s everything. Not sure if any of that’s enough to make up for the poor dead slot machine. I have links to most, if not all, of this if needed.