Warning to All Citizens of Johto!

[these_balls]

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Monday, August 15, everyone's PokéGears will blink again and welcome the presence of that same, very serious Officer Jenny.

[Officer Jenny is, once again, seated at her desk, staring very intently at the pokégear. She's very serious about this.] "Citizens of Johto! We have yet another criminal running on the loose! In addition to this Shelly de Killer, there's also a Miss Rangiku Matsumoto! She's done the unthinkable and skipped out on her obligations to her place of employment! Her manager is very upset." [And the screen lights up with a wonderful mugshot of her, as well as yesterday's criminal.]

Rangiku Matsumoto	Shelly de Killer
Terminated Job Early	near-deadly Assault

Rangiku Matsumoto: 29 August Shelly de Killer: 28 August

"If you see this one, or yesterday's criminal, please give your local officers a call! This one isn't as dangerous, so it may be possible to approach, but please only approach with caution! Thank you!" [The connection ends.]

That's right, besides Shelly de Killer causing trouble, we've also got Rangiku Matsumoto skipping out on work! As usual, feel free to use this post to plot with Muffin, although she would like to have Rangiku escape soundly this time.

You've got two weeks. Run forth, young citizens!

Comments

[her-mouse-jesty.livejournal.com]

... i love how someone not showing up to work warrants the same seriousness as near-deadly assault.

EXCELLENT PRIORITIES, OFFICER JENNY. XDDDD

[these_balls]

THEY'RE THE BEST PRIORITIES, OF COURSE.

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

[He officially likes you now Officer Jenny- he wants to buy you a whatever-substitutes-as-booze-in-this-place.]

[freezetheskies.livejournal.com]

Matsumoto...the second he finds out about this you're getting glared at. Plain and simple.

[usedrapidspin.livejournal.com]

slkdjaslkd MATSUMOTO WHY

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY ;_;

[daddydothis.livejournal.com]

....RANGKIKU :|

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA

ALL OF THE SHINIGAMI WILL END UP AS CRIMINALS

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A BRILLIANT THING

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I'm here and I'm excited to have Rangiku escape free! If any of you want to encounter her let me know /huffpuff why was i so late.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

THE BIG-CHESTED LADY IS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE AS WELL?!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

YES.

LET'S BE ON THE LAMB

TOGETHER

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM etc.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Oh please they'll never get me

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

like they'll ever get rangiku ever 8|a

she's DANGEROUUUUUUUUUUUUS

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

She skipped work, the rascal.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

How dare she!! This offense is punishable on par with attempted murder!!!!!!!!!

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, it wasn't "attempted" >:T

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

I GO ON HIATUS AND YOU GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE.

WHAT DRINKING BUDDY WHAT ;A;