these_balls: (AN OFFICER OF THE LAW)
Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_292010-09-30 02:20 pm
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WARNING TO ALL CITIZENS OF JOHTO!

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 6:00 PM (EST) on Thursday, September 30th, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... We're not really sure, but it's something.

[Officer Jenny appears on screen, two large Kangaskhan behind her. She looks pretty frazzled, but she's doing her best to keep composure. Gotta love these cops!]

"Alert! All citizens of Johto! We've got arrest warrants for the following four violent outlaws! If you see them, please page the department immediately! This is Officer Jenny of Blackthorn City, and they're all very dangerous! Please don't try taking on these troublemakers, call us instead. They're very dangerous!"

[On the screen, four beautiful mug-shots. And by mug-shots, we mean random shots taken by a pidgey in a tree with a camera. ...yes.]


Grell Sutcliff
Heather Mason
James Sunderland
Vanitas Kamenwati
Assault
Assault
Assault
Assault

Grell Sutcliff: 14 October
Heather Mason: 14 October
James Sunderland: 14 October
Vanitas Kamenwati: 14 October


"I know we've missed a few offenders, and for that, citizens of Johto, we are all very sorry! You see, our systems messed up. All of our reported went to Kanto and then Voltorb had a little fun with the--...oh, y-you guys don't need to know that, do you?

"Anyway! If you see these criminals, I strongly advise you all, as good citizens of this city, to give us a call! Thank you!"

[And with that, she turns off the connection.]



This is the fun part, guys! On the PokéConnect system, there will now be a "Police Advisory" section that one may search through. And in that section, you will see the warrants of people. They'll be up in that section until their expiration date listed. Feel free to attempt to report this to the authorities! As for the four listed, you may organize wacky chase scenes with the police or other characters, or just attempt to live your daily lives! After the expiration dates, their names will expire and the Jennys will just wag their fingers and tell them to behave. Because it works. Yep.

NOTE! Players, all four "convicts" will escape, as they have all requested it. Just have some goofy fun times!

*Additional Note: all characters with warrants who do not have a last name known or listed will be given a beautiful last name. Or first. Depends on what the Kangaskhan feel. Okami found it, throw stones that way!!

Also, the police aren't doing any severe patrolling, but you may see a Kangaskhan somewhere near most of the cities exits every few days. You may challenge them, and fight them, but they'll flash shiny badges at you and flee if you bring down half of their strength.

Okay guys, have some kooky hijinks!

Also, to the few of you who were trying to use the police notices earlier, I'm really sorry we weren't able to. (Commit some more crimes, we can get them up next time!)
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-09-30 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Time for epic fugitive shenanigans!

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
\8D/

fff Old Snake is gonna be like "wait what the hell i know her isn't she Otacon's friend? 8||| MOTHERRRR MODE IS GO" except he wont say that last part
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (hell naw)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-09-30 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
OTACON IS CLEARLY HANGING OUT WITH SOME TERRIBLE INFLUENCES, SNAKE. DANGEROUS CRIMINALS.

But ffff ffff fff awww Snake. ;-; HE IS SUCH A GOOD GUY EVEN IF HE DOESN'T THINK SO.

Heather will be a little confused by the SUDDEN CONCERN but she'll come to appreciate it! I look forward to them bumping into each other in Azalea.

... He'll probably catch her trying to sneak around town without being seen by the police and sort of sucking at it.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OLD SNAKE THE PAPERCLIP:

YOU SEEM TO BE TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND TOWN

OLD SNAKE CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT

FIRST, EQUIP THIS BOX
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (AAAAAAAAAAAAH)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-09-30 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god the mental images


BOX EQUIPPED

ON HEAD



HOW DO I BOX???

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY NOW ONIX IS GOING TO GO AROUND SMASHING EACH BOX WITH HIS TAIL

BETTER HOPE IT'S NOT YOUR BOX 8DDDD
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (AAAAAAAAAAAAH)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-09-30 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
....... DB FUUUUUUUUUU---!!!

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
IT WILL BE 11 PM FOR ME WHEN THIS HAPPENS AND BY THEN I WILL BE A ZOMBIE SNOOZING OFF IN BED D8

... But Shelly is experienced regarding getting away from the law. Take that as you will.

[identity profile] ghost-drive.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...Shouldn't you use a different icon for Vanitas? Like a masked!Vanitas since... that's pretty much spoiler, right there? >>;

[identity profile] ghost-drive.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Trap said she wanted to do a big reveal about his face in about a month or so... When everyone who has the game probably is done playing it.

I'm looking over Van's post and he's still got his mask on for it. Haven't gotten around to checking comments but I don't think he took it off during the massacre... :/ (Trap, where are you~?)

[identity profile] ghost-drive.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ *feels like she's the spoiler-censor for BBS* orz

[identity profile] ghost-drive.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhmm~, gotta make sure we get these spoilers under wraps for those who don't want them. At least for now.

Lol @ Troll's last name. For a second I thought I was reading Kamen Rid--.

*snerk*

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
-PINGED BY KAMEN RIDER-

[identity profile] grandthefts.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS SLEEPING DX

Oh oh and yes he still has the mask on?! He'll only be taking it off and putting on civvies to sneak past guards, but otherwise, it stays on for the network. And his... future crimes.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
unrelated to everything ever, but in that icon, his suit kind of looks like it's made of gummies, like gummy worms.




/nomnomnom

[identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
IS THERE A MONETARY REWARD FOR CATCHING THESE VILE CRIMINALS? If so, Donald is so fucking on this. B|
dreamship: (Default)

[personal profile] dreamship 2010-09-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe for catching them and getting them in police custody. I'll ask Okami for a direct answer when she gets home~

[identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh, hey, I wasn't entirely serious, but hey!

[identity profile] useddragonrush.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris is going to be torn because on the one hand Heather is considered a friend, but on the other he's an ex-marine and breaking the law doesn't make him comfortable.

[identity profile] grandthefts.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
/stares at last name

/hears Van laughing

............ /resists temptation to make a post

[identity profile] starfruits.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OH I SEE YOU LOVE THE LAST NAME I CHOSE. I got friends to give me names, otherwise it would have been Smith and boring.

[identity profile] landbreaker.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It totally made my morning, just saying.

Kamenwati. akdjsfhasdkfaksdjfhaskldf AKSDJFLAS ;A; ♥

[identity profile] redcinematics.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Beautiful. ♥

And I lol'd at Vanitas' last name.

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Kamenwati.

Rise will never be able to keep a straight face again, sorry Vanidoodles.