I'm just gonna give this one to you guys, since it's another "don't think that hard about it, holy shit" one.

The last two letters of several words are flipped for bonus creepy, and KENNEDY's message is missing letters, but that's about it; there's no specific reason for those particular words or changes.


(though I admit if you'd found one anyway I would've been super impressed, hence why I was kind of waiting around just to see if I'd subconsciously been possessed by the Ghost of Creepypasta Present or something while I was writing it.)