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This was a fun first round of secrets, everyone! Gym leader and trainer alike, it was very fun reading all of your submissions and we would like to thank you on behalf of the entire EV News Staff! The love, the heartbreak, the friendship, the deep, dark, secrets!

   - EV Editors


This was a fun first round! We'd like to issue a reminder that for whenever we choose to do this again, please submit your secrets in image form, as we will not be turning text secrets into images ourselves. We did a few this time, but next time they will be omitted.

The secrets will be broadcast via Pokégear as a slideshow, which one can pause and skip as wished. Questions, comments, etc. go here. Thank you for participating! Sorry about the short notice; next time, we'll think ahead of time.

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Comments

[islandshore]

Nah. But you've gotta keep in mind that my best friend's hair naturally defies gravity.

[It's just a thing where he's from, just like magical key-shaped weapons that are surprisingly effective.]

And, see, I can handle the bad puns. It just confuses me how you don't see any colleges or schools that promote anything but battles. It's more than a little weird.

[lieutenantantichrist]

You mean the other funny-looking kid? There's no way he's not using a couple bottles of something every day.

[You can't shoot somebody with a key.]

Yeah. It's a miracle anybody even knows how to read. How much of a Master's Degree do you need to tell animals to punch each other, anyway?

[Blake's not a big fan of fancy higher education, but that is strange.]

[islandshore]

Sorry, but there's no gel involved. Even when Sora gets drenched from head to toe, the stuff springs right back up after a quick shake.

[Hey, you can shoot things like fire from those keys. Somehow.]

There's logic holes everywhere. The only way I can even begin to reconcile it is if I think of it as a game like some people do, and that brings its own share of problems to the table.

[lieutenantantichrist]

[it's a disturbing mental image.] That's not natural.

[That's not remotely what keys do!]

Yeah, problems like if it's a game, how the hell are we here, and how does anybody win?

[islandshore]

Considering the stuff that exists where we're from, I'd say spiky hair is the least of our problems.

[He chuckles.]

And at least it being a game would explain the constant background music and the little MISSINGNO. incident a while back, but I've got a feeling explaining that might make your brain implode.

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake shakes his head decisively.]

I don't wanna know. Don't give me any answers, because I am going out of my damn way not to ask.

That goes for both of those.