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This was a fun first round of secrets, everyone! Gym leader and trainer alike, it was very fun reading all of your submissions and we would like to thank you on behalf of the entire EV News Staff! The love, the heartbreak, the friendship, the deep, dark, secrets!

   - EV Editors


This was a fun first round! We'd like to issue a reminder that for whenever we choose to do this again, please submit your secrets in image form, as we will not be turning text secrets into images ourselves. We did a few this time, but next time they will be omitted.

The secrets will be broadcast via Pokégear as a slideshow, which one can pause and skip as wished. Questions, comments, etc. go here. Thank you for participating! Sorry about the short notice; next time, we'll think ahead of time.

You're free to use this post for IC reactions if you'd like, and if you put "Anonymous" in the header of your comment it will ICly show up as such. It'll count for AC!

Comments

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[francia]

I already thought that man was odd, but now I will never be able to think of him without this awful pun! D:

[Life is so hard for France.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

...I beg your pardon? Which pun might that be?

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[francia]

It's rather rude. I'd rather not write it. It would be quite vulgar. There is clearly a censor somewhere around here.

[France has manners! He really does.]

[He also doesn't want to attract trouble.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

I had noticed the censorship, yes. In any event, I suppose the potential wit of the pun isn't worth subjecting myself to the ordeal of rigorously scrutinizing a vulgar message to find it.

Though I admit, I do wonder what Falkner-san might've done to incur such a thing.

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[francia]

Perhaps he is experiencing lady trouble? That would explain the virulence of the message.

[France hadn't really thought of any of the gym leaders as people, really, up until recently with prom, so this is actually very odd thought for him.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

Also the pink hue of the background.

[LOL GIRL STEREOTYPES Yagyuu you're such an asshole.]

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[francia]

Now I am curious as to who it might be. I hadn't taken him for someone who would be suave with the ladies...

[Gossip. Yes, good.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

Ah, but perhaps that's exactly the problem.

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[francia]

Of course, but then that begs to question: who could he manage to attract in the first place?

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[usedlaserbeam]

One of the other gym leaders, perhaps? Outside of challengers to his gym, I don't know who else he might associate with...

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[francia]

They don't really seem to get out much aside from the recent prom. Maybe it was someone local to his gym's city. That would be worse in a way.