Warning to All Citizens of Johto!

[these_balls]

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Sunday, August 14, everyone's PokéGears will go off and welcome the presence of one very serious Officer Jenny.

[Officer Jenny is seated at a desk, the only human on the screen. Behind her, two Kangaskhan are carrying in a struggling Jigglypuff. She waits for the squeaky pink pokémon's cries to lower in volume before speaking.] "Citizens of Johto! We have a criminal running on the loose! Thankfully, there's only one, but he's still very dangerous! A man by the name of Shelly de Killer has attacked another person to the point of grave injury! Thankfully, the victim should survive, but this criminal cannot stay on the loose!" [And the screen lights up with a final, quite gorgeous mugshot.]

Shelly de Killer

near-deadly Assault

Shelly de Killer: 28 August

"And if you see this individual, I strongly advise you all, as good citizens of this city, to give us a call! Please do not try to apprehend him yourself, as he is highly dangerous! Thank you!" [The connection ends soundly.]

That's right, Shelly de Killer has attacked Matt Engarde! He'd like to remain free, but feel free to run with some ridiculous antics. And as usual, you can use this post to plot with Naem.

You've got two weeks. Run forth, young citizens!

Comments

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, so many things for Shelly to be pissed about. MATT DIDN'T DIE. THEY HAVE HIS NAME SOMEHOW. WHAT IN THE WORLD. WHO SCRIBBLED THAT CRYPTIC ACRONYM ON THAT PHOTOGRAPH?

Eeeeee I'm excited.

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

SHELLY-SAN WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GETTING YOURSELF IN TROUBLE

WHAT DID I SAY

[usedrefresh.livejournal.com]

MATT IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF FOREVER.

[foolishwren]

heather is gon' be very curious/cautious bout shelly now


jus' sayin

[tapestodiane]

>:| serves you right.
SHAME THE PUNISHMENTS ARE SO MILD.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[hallowbethylies.livejournal.com]

huh. SO HIS TRAVEL BUDDY'S A MURDERER? Well, as long as he doesn't attack Vincent, he won't care much.

[hallowbethylies.livejournal.com]

What do when she finds out he's travelling with her ~*best friend desu*~? :D

[tarotcards]

MISTER DOE

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

>:|

[foolishwren]

THEN SHE WILL BE ABOUT TEN TIMES AS CAUTIOUS.

[her-mouse-jesty.livejournal.com]

two weeks for what?

anyway OH GOD, ALL THE TEARS, MAMA WILL GO BALLISTIC.

[usedrage.livejournal.com]

NOOO DE KILLER-SAN DON'T GET ARRESTED D8

[miniworth]

"My world is full of criminals jfc."

...Mixed feelings over this? Mixed feelings over this.

[wildcatidiot.livejournal.com]

It's OK Officer Jenny, I'll catch him first!

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE POLICE IS PSYCHIC

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

I SLICED YOUR BLOODY THROAT

THAT'S NOT NEAR-DEADLY ASSAULT

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Staring contest?

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

um doctor

can I still sort of

admire you from afar or

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

........... BUSINESS

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Pshaw, I'm a pro.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

MISS MASON, MATT ENGARDE IS A DICKBAG

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... This is going to be awkward for Shelly

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

You don't want to be Matt's mama anyway, he's a jerk >8T

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

"near-deadly assault" my ass

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey

Young lady

I don't want to hurt you