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✭ BREAKING NEWS ✭

▶ ▷ ▶ MANHUNT AFTER MIDNIGHT! Hey, there, newsfans! This is Ace Reporter CHARLOTTE, coming to you with a very important breaking news bulletin from Goldenrod City! The Goldenrod City branch of the Kangaskhan Police Force is cautioning residents to be on the lookout for a mysterious man who, last Saturday night, allegedly assaulted a Goldenrod City resident — whose identity has not been released, for his protection — while he was traveling through the city's commercial district. Eyewitness accounts state that this mysterious man is said to be carrying a weapon and should be treated as extremely dangerous! The Kangaskhan Police are currently searching for the culprit, who is believed to be male and slightly under six feet tall, wearing a black or dark blue outfit, hood, and mask. This culprit is also believed to be carrying a bladed weapon, in violation of Goldenrod City ordinance! Residents of Goldenrod City and its surrounding routes are urged to exercise extreme caution as they go about their business, particularly when traveling alone or at night! At this time, the Kangaskhan Police do not believe this was a random act of violence, so be careful! If you have any information that could lead to the capture and arrest of this man, please notify the Kangaskhan Police immediately, or call our anonymous tipline at 555-TIP-STER! From Goldenrod City, I'm Ace Reporter CHARLOTTE, and this has been YOUR EV News Nightly News Bulletin!

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