For Barney; he should totally flip out at his suit getting slimered, yes? And then just like AVENGE THEM DRAMATICALLY with high powered "cleaning" using pokemon. >:3

/horrible

Also if it's not too much trouble having Roxas in the same city as Barney, Smoker & Luffy would like to steal him to help kick butts. They will bribe him with ice cream (which is less bribing and more fake!birthday party + rewarding, but close enough right?)