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▶ ▷ ▶ A TOWERING CRISIS! Good morning newsfans! Ace Reporter VICTOR here, reporting live from Ecruteak City bringing you an update on our top story! On Saturday, January 4th, a number of locations came under attacks by persons unknown, including Ecruteak's own Burned Tower. Police are still investigating the multiple crime scenes, but rumor has it that Team Rocket may have been involved. With me now is Officer JENNY of the Kangaskhan Cross-Region Police Department, who would like to speak with you all about what happened: “We're continuing to investigate what happened, but as of right now, it looks like the attacks occurred from as far west as Route 39, and as far east as Fuchsia City. At this time, we are treating them as connected incidents, but the investigation remains ongoing. Also, we cannot confirm or deny Rocket involvement, but it definitely looks like it was an organized attempt to disrupt local businesses and deface multiple landmarks. Beyond that, there isn't much more I can say at the moment. If you have any information about what happens, please don't hesitate to give us a call at 55-TIP-STER or contact any branch of the Kangaskhan Police directly! Anything that may lead us to identifying the culprits would be appreciated.” Thank you for the update, Officer JENNY. From Ecruteak City, I'm Ace Reporter VICTOR, and from here we go to Kanto, where we have reports of a similar story...

▶ ▷ ▶ A SHOCKING DISPLAY! Hey there, newsfans! Ace Reporter CATHY here, live from Vermilion City where we've just learned that someone attempted to attack the Vermilion City Gym on Saturday. Lt. Surge was unavailable for comment, but with me is Guitarist VINCENT who witnessed the attack: “Man, it was crazy. The Lieutenant was being his usual self, running people through the survival camp, when all of a sudden this dude shows up on a Skarmory, shouting about Arbok or something like that and bombing the place. Not sure what his deal was, but thankfully the Lieutenant kept a cool head and zapped that lunatic out of the sky. Then he pretty much just went back to what he was doing like it was no big deal. By the way do you guys need new music for the show? Cause I've got this demo CD and—” I think we're fine, but feel free to call the studio and see if they can work something out. Now back to the story, the police are investigating this incident, but have requested that we ask you, the viewers for help. They weren't able to find the culprit and his Pokemon were taken as evidence, but mysteriously disappeared before being checked into the station. So with no means to identify the attacker, they've asked that you please call 55-TIP-STER if you have any information that could lead to an arrest. That's all from Vermilion, I'm Ace Reporter CATHY, and this has been an EV News Special Bulletin!

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